Half-orc ass kickin' mama's boy
Joflack strong but no understand numbers. My hear you have 10 toes and 10 fingers. Me strong as ten toes and ten fingers. Plus one more.
Also, I’m more intelligent than I just let on. It’s kind of a half-orc thing. You wouldn’t understand.
I did ok in the conscripted service… better than some, I reckon. But I’m not sure I even want to do this whole adventure thing. I’m worried about my mom and making sure the farm keeps going while I’m away.
Also, I really like my dog. And he’s kind of protective. So do yourself a favor and don’t walk between us in the party marching order. K?